Friday, August 26, 2011

Grandma drops in unannounced.

(Doorbell)
(What the hell? Enter: My 86 year old grandma)

Me: Oh hai, Grandma.

Grandma: It's 4 in the afternoon, why are you still in your pajamas?

Me: Because I was up all night writing?

Grandma: What? What were you writing?

Me: My book, Grandma. Come in.

Grandma: Ohhh..your "book". You know, I wrote a book about genealogy once. I could edit it for you.

Me: I don't think you'd like it. It's not your type. (Since you are adamant about how sex and demons are evil and all)

Grandma: You know, you should get a real job as a substitute teacher.

Me: We are fine, Grandma.

Grandma: Well, if you just came to church, those people would buy your book just to support you.

Me: I don't think they would like it.

Grandma: It's not one of those trash books is it?

Me: No, it's not trash.

Grandma: Well, I could edit it for you.

Me: That's okay, really.

Grandma: What did you say it was about again?

Me: It's an multidimensional love story about a girl who...

Grandma: You know...you would feel better if you slept when normal people do.

Me: ...

Grandma: I just came to check (up) on you, did you know that there are 10 soda cans on your end table?

Me: ...

Grandma: Okay, see you tomorrow.

Me: What's tomorrow?

Grandma: We can start editing your book.

Me: What? No, it's not done.

(Bangs head on door)

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